F**k You Red Wings. Old rich white men and their definition of financial restraint, Part Two

Yeah, I know. Bad Photoshop skills. Wrong number.
But I'm depressed. Leave me alone!

F**k!

Goddamit!

This just in: The Red Wings sign Marian Hossa to a one year deal worth $7.4 million. The great just got even greater.

Look, I'm a Blues fan alrite? I friggin' loathe the Red Wings. They always beat us in the playoffs and they always win the Norris Division year after year. How many years have they won this damn thing now? (I'm sure they won it ten years in a row before Dave Andreychuk was drafted in 1992).

I used to call them The Rangers West* because they used to buy their way to The Cup pre-lockout. Ok, Shallow argument I know. But I'm upset okay? Leave me alone! But nowadays I have to admit that they're doing a great job of putting out a winning team year after year after year.

But fuck! Marian Hossa? A Red Wing?

And if there's one organization that won't buckle under the pressure it's the Red Wings.

:(

I hate it.

The real Free Agent Frenzy post will be up tomorrow. I need to go and drink moonshine or whatever right now.

From Stockholm Sweden, my name Is Ingmar W Bergman.

*Funny thing, I'm thinking this year The Oilers could have a go at the nickname. I'm not hatin', just sayin'.