Monday, August 14, 2006

Useless Photoshop Post VII: Snakes!

In honour of the release of Snakes On A Plane, I hope the NHL has the guts to market these jerseys. Feel free to use these for free NHL.

Snakes On A Jersey!





UPDATE: This was posted a few days ago, but the html messed up the blog. If you don't know what Snakes on a Plane is by now, let me give you some fun reading (taken from the wikipedia entry on Snakes On A Plane):

At one point, the film's working title was altered to Pacific Air Flight 121. In August 2005, a perturbed Samuel L. Jackson told an interviewer, "We're totally changing that back. That's the only reason I took the job: I read the title." In another interview in early 2006, Jackson claimed that once he learned about the movie title being changed he said: "What are you doing here? It's not Gone with the Wind. It's not On the Waterfront. It's Snakes on a Plane!"
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On June 3, 2006, Samuel L. Jackson said, while presenting the award for best movie at the MTV Movie Awards, "I'm here tonight to present the award everyone's been waiting for: best movie. Now, this award holds a special place in my heart because next year I'll be winning it for Snakes on a Plane. Now I know, I know that sounds cocky, but I don't give a damn. I am guaranteeing that Snakes on a Plane will win best movie next year. Does not matter what else is coming out. The New James Bond... no snakes in that! Ocean's 13... where my snakes at? Shrek the Third... green, but not a snake. No movie shall triumph over Snakes on a Plane. Unless I happen to feel like making a movie called Mo' Motha-fuckin' Snakes on Mo' Motha-fuckin' Planes."
I'm stoked to see this film just because it's such a ridiculous title and because I'm a fan of the Snakes on a... phenomenon sweeping the 'net. I'm afraid though because I think it won't do that well because most of the fanbase will either will download it via torrent or they'll simply forget to go see it. As I said in the comment section: "If you're only gonna pay for one motherfuckin' movie this year, do it for Snakes on A motherfuckin' Plane!"

7 comments:

Stormbringer said...

LMAO!!!

I am highly tempted to see Snakes On A Plane just for the sheer hell of saying "I saw that!".

Michael said...

That jersey is mutha-fucking great!

Krista said...

Aha!

I knew I didn't imagine this the first time it was here.

Too good, my friend, too good.

Ingmar "W" Bergman said...

The html messed up my blog, but I fixed it now.

If you're only gonna pay for one motherfuckin' movie this year, do it for Snakes on A motherfuckin' Plane!

Tapeleg said...

"There are Motherfucking Canucks on a Motherfucking golf course!"

I've been waiting to put that up for days. Thanks, Ing.

Jes Gőlbez said...

If you don't make a muthafuckin REPO MEN sweater, I'm gonna pop a muthafuckin cap in your muthafuckin ass!!

Brushback said...

Ingmar, your blog is getting just too funny. Bravo!