Monday, November 10, 2008



Friday, August 15, 2008

Olympic musings - Ari and his medal

The Olympics have started and except for the opening (which was fucking amazing no matter what) and the Ari Abrahamian deal I haven't really gotten in to the spirit of The Olympics yet.




Swedish wrestler Ari Abrahamian threw away his bronze medal in protest after losing his semi-final.

"Abrahamian was beaten in the 84 kg class by eventual gold medal winner Andrea Minguzzi of Italy but was furious with the verdict, shouting at the referee before confronting the judges.

The Athens silver medal winner had to be restrained by teammates and later went on to win a bronze medal match.

But the row continued at the medal ceremony as he only grudgingly mounted the podium and after receiving his medal made a point of taking it off and leaving it in the center of the competition mat.

Swedish fans in the arena disagreed strongly with the original decision, jeering the judges, while coach Leo Myllari also weighed in.

"It's all politics," he said.

The medal was later returned to the sport's governing body."

The opening ceremonies were awesome. It was one of the best opening ceremonies I've seen. And also one of the scariest ceremonies I've seen. That's what you get for running a democracy where people get paid with "The honor of serving your country" instead of food or money or whatever. It's just scary. Nontheless, impressive.

Oh, and please don't call The Olympics an Olympiad. An Olympiad is the four years inbetween The Olympic Games. I cringe that a lousy blogger like me knows this stuff but the MSM doesn't. I just had to get that out there.

Thank you, thank you very much.

O'Sullivan to Blues - It Ain't happening.

Hockeybuzz is reporting that the Blues are interested in Patrick O'Sullivan.

"Another hot rumour that I am looking into has the Blues making a serious pitch for Patrick O'Sullivan out of LA. The Kings want an "d-man of equal value."

It ain't happening. The Kings want an "d-man of equal value." That puts the Blues out of it right there. Who do we have except Erik Johnson and Alex Pietrangelo? Eric Brewer? Jay McKee? Barret Jackman?

The Blues aren't trading Johnson or Pietrangelo no matter what comes along. Ok, a superstar for one of them might do the trick. And no offense to Patrick O'Sullivan, but he's not a superstar yet. He could get there, and he probably will, but he's not quite there.

Some people will say that Erik Johnson is no superstar either. And they are correct. But I'm not the only one who sees the enormous potential in him. There's a pretty good chance that he'll turn into a top-tier defensman rather than a Mike Rathje type defensman.

If Johnson's potential was limited to becoming the next Mike Rathje, I'd do the deal as O'sullivan has 70-80 point potential. But if he turns out to be a Niedermayer/Boyle/Zubov-type defensman then I wouldn't do the trade.

Then again, it's fucking Eklund who's reporting this. Why do I even bother?

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Thoughts on UFC 87: Search and Destroy - Spoilers

If you haven't seen UFC 87 yet, don't read this post. It contains spoilers.

Here's a NSFA (Not safe for ANYONE!) picture of the oh-so-sexy Bea Arthur so you won't accidentaly read something about the PPV.

Got Milk?

Still here? Good.

I watched the UFC 87 PPV live on pay-per-view with a few friends at a pub tonight. I have a few friends who are die hard hardcore MMA fans, and one of them happens to own a pub here in Stockholm. He knows a few things and to our astonishment he can order PPV's via England here in Sweden.

I was interested in this PPV because of Brock Lesnar.

Got Juice?*

* Actually, I doubt he's juicing since he was born 6'5. 235 lbs. Whatever.

The former Wrestler Sports Entertainer (well EXCUUUUSE MEEEE for calling it wrestling) is giving it a go in the MMA world.

He lost his UFC Debut when due to inexperience he tapped out when Mir applied a kneebar early in the first round.

Brock had learned from his past mistakes in this match as he dominated his opponent Heath Herring. He started the match by landing a punch to Herrings face that was so vicious Herring literally flipped backwards due to the impact. After that Brock was all over Herring dominating him on the mat. He basically sat on Herring the rest of the match, hitting a few punches and some vicious knees to the ribs, but nothing as spectacular as the first punch.

The replay of the first punch reminded me a lot of the superpunch Neo gave Mr. Smith in The third Matrix film. If you ever watch the replay you'll know what I mean.

Although Lesnar failed to finish Herring with a knockout, its scary how much he improved from his debut. He was so patient and in control with his mat performance that I'm sure we're looking at the future UFC Heavyweight Champion. I doubt he'll get a championship match for another year, but when he gets more experience he'll prove everyone who thought the fake wrestler would ridicule the sport wrong.

At the press conference after the match Lesnar actually said that he would have chosen MMA instead of wrestling efter his collegiate wrestling career had UFC been more established by then. He only chose wrestling because his size and athletic abilities would earn him top dollars. Make no mistake, Lesnar is extremely talented and the friggin' speed this huge man has is scary.

Match rating: **3/4

Thursday, August 07, 2008

What if...

What if NHL executives and coaches were characters from a Roald Dahl novel? What would they look like?
















Pointless post? You betcha!

Friday, August 01, 2008

Complete List of NHL First Round Draft Picks

Here is a list of EVERY single First Round Draft Picks in the NHL Entry Draft. The List is alphabetical and runs from 1979 to 2008. Yes, that's EVERY single First Round Pick.


Right now It's just a very long list and nothing else. I will update it sometime in the near future.


Anaheim Ducks First Round Draft Picks:
2008: - 17 - D Jake Gardiner
2007: - 19 - L Logan MacMillian
2006: - 19 - D Mark Mitera
2005: -- 2 - R Bobby Ryan
2004: -- 9 - D Ladislav Smid
2003: - 19 - C Ryan Getzlaf
2002: -- 7 - C Joffrey Lupul
2001: -- 5 - L Stanislav Chistov
2000: - 12 - C Alexei Smirnov
1999:
1998: --- 5 - D Vitaly Visnevsky
1997: - 18 - C Michael Holmqvist
1996: --- 9 - D Ruslan Salei
1995: --- 4 - C Chad Kilger
1994: --- 2 - D Oleg Tverdovsky
1993: --- 4 - L Paul Kariya

15 picks in 17 drafts.

Atlanta Thrashers First Round Draft Picks:
2008: -- 3 - D Zach Bogosian
-------- 29 - C Daultan Leveille
2007:
2006: - 12 - C Bryan Little
2005: - 16 - R Alex Bourret
2004: - 10 - D Boris Valabik
2003: -- 8 - D Braydon Coburn
2002: -- 2 - G Kari Lehtonen
2001: -- 1 - L Ilya Kovalchuk
2000: -- 2 - L Dany Heatley
1999: -- 1 - C Patrik Stefan

10 picks in 10 drafts.


Boston Bruins First Round Draft Picks:
2008: - 16 - C Joe Colborne
2007: -- 8 - C Zach Hamill
2006: -- 5 - C Phil Kessel
2005: - 22 - D Matt Lashoff
2004:
2003: - 23 - D Mark Stuart
2002: - 29 - G Hannu Toivonen
2001: - 19 - D Shaone Morrisonn
2000: -- 7 - D Lars Jonsson
1999: - 21 - D Nick Boynton
1998:
1997: -- 1 - C Joe Thornton
---------- 8 - L Sergei Samsonov
1996: -- 8 - D - Jonathan Aitken
1995: -- 9 - D Kyle McLaren
-------- 21 - D Sean Brown
1994: - 21 - G Evgeni Ryabchikov
1993: - 25 - C Kevyn Adams
1992: - 16 - R Dmitri Kvartalnov
1991: - 18 - R Glen Murray
1990: - 21 - C Bryan Smolinski
1989: - 17 - C Shayne Stevenson
1988: - 18 - L Robert Cimetta
1987: -- 3 - D Glen Wesley
1986: - 13 - C Craig Janney
1985:
1984: - 19 - C Dave Pasin
1983: - 21 - L Nevin Markwart
1982: -- 1 - D Gord Kluzak
1981: - 14 - R Normand Leveille
1980: - 18 - C Barry Pederson
1979: -- 8 - D Ray Bourque

29 picks in 30 drafts

Buffalo Sabres First Round Draft Picks:
2008: - 12 - D Tyler Myers
--------- 26 - C Tyler Ennis
2007: -----
2006: - 24 - D Dennis Persson
2005: - 13 - C Marek Zagrapan
2004: - 13 - R Drew Stafford
2003: -- 5 - L Thomas Vanek
2002: - 11 - D Keith Ballard
--------- 20 - L Daniel Paille
2001: - 22 - C Jiri Novotny
2000: - 15 - F Artem Kryukov
1999: - 20 - L Barret Heisten
1998: - 18 - D Dmitri Kalinin
1997: - 21 - G Mika Noronen
1996: --- 7 - C Erik Rasmussen
1995: - 14 - D Jay McKee
--------- 16 - G Martin Biron
1994: - 17 - C Wayne Primeau
1993:
1992: - 11 - D David Cooper
1991: - 13 - D Philippe Boucher
1990: - 14 - L Brad May
1989: - 14 - D Kevin Haller
1988: - 13 - R Joel Savage
1987: -- 1 - C Pierre Turgeon
1986: -- 5 - D Shawn Anderson
1985: - 14 - D Calle Johansson
1984: - 18 - R Mikael Andersson
1983: -- 5 - G Tom Barrasso
-------- 10 - R Norman Lacombe
-------- 11 - C Adam Creighton
1982: -- 6 - D Phil Housley
--------- 9 - L Paul Cyr
-------- 16 - L Dave Andreychuk
1981: - 17 - C Jiri Dudacek
1980: - 20 - R Steve Patrick
1979: - 11 - D Mike Ramsey


Calgary Flames First Round Draft Picks:
2008: - 25 - C Greg Nemisz
2007: - 24 - C Mikael Backlund
2006: - 26 - G Leland Irving
2005: - 26 - Matt Pelech
2004: - 24 - R Chris Chucko
2003: -- 9 - D Dion Phaneuf
2002: - 10 - L Eric Nyström
2001: - 14 - R Chuck Kobasew
2000: -- 9 - G Brent Krahn
1999: - 11 - L Oleg Saprykin
1998: -- 6 - R Rico Fata
1997: -- 6 - C Daniel Tkaczuk
1996: - 13 - D Derek Morris
1995: - 20 - D Denis Gauthier
1994: - 19 - L Chris Dingman
1993: - 18 - R Jesper Mattsson
1992: -- 6 - C Cory Stillman
1991: - 19 - R Niklas Sundblad
1990: - 11 - G Trevor Kidd
1989: -----
1988: - 21 - G Jason Muzzatti
1987: - 19 - L Bryan Deasley
1986: - 16 - R George Pelawa
1985: - 17 - D Chris Biotti
1984: - 12 - L Gary Roberts
1983: - 13 - C Dan Quinn
1982:
1981: - 15 - D Al MacInnis
1980: - 13 - R Denis Cyr
Atlanta Flames:
1979: - 12 - D Paul Reinhart


Carolina Hurricanes First Round Draft Picks:
2008: - 14 - C Zac Boychuk
2007: - 11 - C Brandon Sutter
2006: -----
2005: -- 3 - D Jack Johnson
2004: -- 4 - L Andrew Ladd
2003: -- 2 - C Eric Staal
2002: - 25 - G Cam Ward
2001: - 15 - D Igor Knyazev
2000: -----
1999: - 16 - D David Tanabe
1998: - 11 - R Jeff Heerema
1997: - 22 - D Nikos Tselios
Hartford Whalers First Round Draft Picks:
1996: -----
1995: - 13 - G Jean-Sebastien Giguere
1994: -- 5 - C Jeff O'Neil
1993: -- 2 - D Chris Pronger
1992: -- 9 - C Robert Petrovicky
1991: -- 9 - L Patrick Poulin
1990: - 15 - R Mark Grieg
1989: - 10 - C Bobby Holik
1988: - 11 - L Chris Govedaris
1987: - 18 - R Jody Hull
1986: - 11 - R Scott Young
1985: -- 5 - D Dana Murzyn
1984: - 11 - D Sylvain Cote
1983: -- 2 - L Sylvain Turgeon
-------- 20 - R David Jensen
1982: - 14 - L Paul Lawless
1981: -- 4 - C Ron Francis
1980: -- 8 - D Fred Arthur
1979: - 18 - R Ray allison


Chicago Blackhawks First Round Draft Picks:
2008: - 11 - C Kyle Beach
2007: -- 1 - R Patrick Kane
2006: -- 3 - C Jonathan Toews
2005: -- 7 - R Jack Skille
2004: -- 3 - D Cam Barker
2003: - 14 - D Brent Seabrook
2002: - 21 - D Anton Babchuk
2001: -- 9 - C Tuomo Ruutu
2000: - 10 - C Mikhail Yakubov
1999: - 23 - D Steve McCarthy
1998: -- 8 - C Mark Bell
1997: - 13 - L Daniel Cleary
1996:
1995: - 19 - C Dmitri Nabokov
1994: - 14 - L Ethan Moreau
1993: - 24 - L Eric Lecompte
1992: - 12 - R Sergei Krivokrasov
1991: - 22 - L Dean McAmmond
1990: - 16 - D Karl Dykhuis
1989: -- 6 - D Adam Bennett
1988: -- 8 - C Jeremy Roenick
1987: -- 8 - G Jimmy Waite
1986: - 14 - L Everett Sanipass
1985: - 11 - D Dave Manson
1984: -- 3 - C Ed Olczyk
1983: - 18 - D Bruce Cassidy
1982: -- 7 - C Ken Yaremchuk
1981: - 12 - L Tony Tanti
1980: -- 3 - C Denis Savard
--------- 15 - D Jerry Dupont
1979: -- 7 - D Keith Brown


Colorado Avalanche/Quebec Nordiques First Round Draft Picks:
2008:
2007: - 14 - D Kevin Shattenkirk
2006: - 18 - R Chris Stewart
2005:
2004: - 21 - L Wojtek Wolski
2003:
2002: - 28 - R Jonas Johansson
2001:
2000: - 14 - C Vaclav Nedorost
1999: - 25 - L Mikhail Kuleshov
1998: - 12 - C Alex Tanguay
-------- 17 - D Martin Skoula
-------- 19 - D Robyn Regehr
-------- 20 - R Scott Parker
1997: - 26 - D Kevin Grimes
1996: - 25 - D Peter Ratchuk
1995: - 25 - G Marc Denis
Quebec Nordiques
1994: - 12 - D Wade Belak
--------- 22 - D Jeff Kealty
1993: - 10 - G Jocelyn Thibault
-------- 14 - R Adam Deadmarsh
1992: -- 4 - L Todd Warriner
1991: -- 1 - C Eric Lindros
1990: -- 1 - R Owen Nolan
1989: -- 1 - C Mats Sundin
1988: -- 3 - D Curtis Leschyshyn
1987: -- 9 - D Bryan Fogarty
-------- 15 - C Joe Sakic
1986: - 18 - R Ken McRae
1985: - 15 - L David Latta
1984: - 15 - R Trevor Stienburg
1983:
1982: - 13 - D David Shaw
1981: - 11 - D Randy Moller
1980:
1979: - 20 - L Michel Goulet


Columbus Blue Jackets First Round Draft Picks:
2008: -- 6 - L Nikita Filatov
2007: -- 7 - R Jakub Voracek
2006: -- 6 - C Derick Brassard
2005: -- 6 - C Gilbert Brule
2004: -- 8 - L Alexandre Picard
2003: -- 4 - R Nikolai Zherdev
2002: -- 1 - L Rick Nash
2001: -- 8 - G Pascal Leclaire
2000: -- 4 - D Rostislav Kiesla


Dallas Stars First Round Draft Picks:
2008:
2007:
2006: - 27 - D Ivan Vishneskiy
2005: - 28 - D Matt Niskanen
2004: - 28 - D Mark Fistric
2003:
2002: - 26 - D Martin Vagner
2001: - 26 - G Jason Bacashihua
2000: - 25 - C Steve Ott
1999:
1998:
1997: - 25 - L Brenden Morrow
1996: -- 5 - D Richard Jackman
1995: - 11 - R Jarome Iginla
1994: - 20 - L Jason Botterill
1993: -- 9 - R Todd Harvey
Minnesota North Stars
1992:
1991: -- 8 - D Richard Matvichuk
1990: -- 8 - D Derian Hatcher
1989: -- 7 - D Doug Zmolek
1988: -- 1 - C Mike Modano
1987: -- 6 - R dave Archibald
1986: - 12 - L Warren Babe
1985:
1984: - 13 - D David Quinn
1983: -- 1 - L Brian Lawton
1982: -- 2 - R Brian Bellows
1981: - 13 - D Ron Meighan
1980: - 16 - L Brad Palmer
1979: -- 6 - D Craig Hartsburgh


Detroit Red Wings First Round Draft Picks:
2008: - 30 - G Thomas McCollum
2007: - 27 - D Brendan Smith
2006:
2005: - 19 - D Jakub Kindl
2004:
2003:
2002:
2001:
2000: - 29 - D Niklas Kronwall
1999:
1998: - 25 - D Jiri Fischer
1997:
1996: - 26 - D Jesse Wallin
1995: - 26 - D Maxim Kuznetsov
1994: - 23 - D Yan Gulobovsky
1993: - 22 - D Anders Eriksson
1992: - 22 - L Curtis Bowen
1991: - 10 - R Martin Lapointe
1990: -- 3 - C Keith Primeau
1989: - 11 - C Mike Sillinger
1988: - 17 - R Kory Kocur
1987: - 11 - D Yves Racine
1986: -- 1 - R Joe Murphy
1985: -- 8 - R Brent Fedyk
1984: -- 7 - L Shawn Burr
1983: -- 4 - C Steve Yzerman
1982: - 17 - C Murray Craven
1981:
1980: - 11 - R Mike Blaisdell
1979: -- 3 - R Mike Foligno


Edmonton Oilers First Round Draft Picks:
2008: - 22 - C Jordan Eberle
2007: -- 6 - C Sam Gagner
-------- 15 - D Alexandre Plante
-------- 21 - C Riley Nash
2006:
2005: - 25 - C Andrew Cogliano
2004: - 14 - G - Devan Debnyk
-------- 25 - C Rob Schremp
2003: - 22 - C Marc-Antoine Pouilot
2002: - 15 - C Jesse Niinimaki
2001: - 13 - L Ales Hemsky
2000: - 17 - L Alexei Mikhonov
1999: - 13 - L Jani Rita
1998: - 13 - R Michael Heinrich
1997: - 14 - R Michel Riesen
1996: -- 6 - C Boyd Deveraux
1995: -- 6 - L Steve Kelly
1994: -- 4 - C Jason Bonsignore
---------- 6 - L Ryan Smyth
1993: -- 7 - C Jason Arnott
1992: - 13 - L Joe Hulbig
1991: - 12 - C Tyler Wright
--------- 20 - L Martin Rucinsky
1990: - 17 - W Scott Allison
1989: - 15 - D Jason Soules
1988: - 19 - D Francois Leroux
1987: - 21 - Peter Soberlak
1986: - 21 - R Kim Issel
1985: - 20 - C Scott Metcalfe
1984: - 21 - D Selmar Odelein
1983: - 19 - D Jeff Beukeboom
1982: - 20 - D Jim Playfair
1981: -- 8 - G Grant Fuhr
1980: -- 6 - D Paul Coffey
1979: - 21 - D Kevin Lowe


Florida Panthers First Round Draft Picks:
2008:
2007: - 10 - D Keaton Ellerby
2006: - 10 - L Michael Frolik
2005: - 20 - L Kenndal McArdle
2004: -- 7 - C Rostislav Olesz
2003: -- 3 - C Nathan Horton
-------- 25 - R Anthony Stewart
2002: -- 3 - D Jay Bouwmeester
--------- 9 - C Petr Taticek
2001: -- 4 - C Stephen Weiss
-------- 24 - D Lukas Krajicek
2000:
1999: - 12 - R Denis Shvidki
1998:
1997: - 20 - R Mike Brown
1996: - 20 - R Marcus Nilson
1995: - 10 - R Radek Dvorak
1994: -- 1 - D Ed Jovanovski
1993: -- 5 - C Rob Niedermayer


Los Angeles Kings First Round Draft Picks:
2008: - 2 - D Drew Doughty
------- 13 - D Colten Teubert
2007: - 4 - D Thomas Hickey
2006: - 11 - G Jonathan Bernier
2005: - 11 - C Anze Kopitar
2004: - 11 - R Lauri Tukonen
2003: - 13 - R Dustin Brown
-------- 26 - R Brian Boyle
-------- 27 - L Jeff Tambellini
2002: - 18 - D Denis Grebeshkov
2001: - 18 - L Jens Karlsson
-------- 30 - C Dave Steckel
2000: - 20 - L Alexander Frolov
1999:
1998: - 21 - D Mathieu Biron
1997: -- 3 - C Olli Jokinen
1996:
1995: -- 3 - D Aki-Petteri Berg
1994: -- 7 - G Jamie Storr
1993:
1992:
1991:
1990: -- 7 - D Darryl Sydor
1989:
1988: -- 7 - L Martin Gelinas
1987: -- 4 - D Wayne McBean
1986: -- 2 - C Jimmy Carson
1985: -- 9 - L Craig Duncanson
1984: -- 6 - D Craig Redmond
1983:
1982:
1981: -- 2 - C Doug Smith
1980: -- 4 - D Larry Murphy
-------- 10 - R Jim Fox
1979: -- 16 - D Jay Wells


Minnesota Wild First Round Draft Picks:
2008: - 23 - D Tyler Cuma
2007: - 16 - C Colton Gilles
2006: -- 9 - C Jamie Sheppard
2005: -- 4 - L Benoit Pouilot
2004: - 12 - D A.J. Thelen
2003: - 20 - D Brent Burns
2002: -- 8 - C Pierre-Marc Bouchard
2001: -- 6 - C Mikko Koivu
2000: -- 3 - L Marian Gaborik


Montreal Canadiens First Round Draft Picks:
2008:
2007: - 12 - D Ryan McDonough
--------- 22 - L Max Pacioretty
2006: - 20 - D David Fischer
2005: -- 5 - G Carey Price
2004: - 18 - C Kyle Chipchura
2003: - 10 - R Andrei Kostitsyn
2002: - 14 - C Chris Higgins
2001: -- 7- D Mike Komisarek
2000: -- 6- D Ron Hainsey
-------- 16 - L Marcel Hossa
1999:
1998: - 16 - C Eric Chouinard
1997: - 11 - R Jason Ward
1996: - 18 - C Matt Higgins
1995: -- 8 - L Terry Ryan
1994: - 18 - D Brad Brown
1993: - 21 - C Saku Koivu
1992: - 20 - D David Wilkie
1991: - 17 - D Brent Bilodeau
1990: - 12 - R Turner Stevenson
1989: - 13 - R Lindsay Vallis
1988: - 20 - D Eric Charron
1987: - 17 - C Andrew Cassels
1986: - 15 - L Mark Pederson
1985: - 12 - R Jose Charbonneau
-------- 16 - L Tom Chorske
1984: -- 5 - D Petr Svoboda
--------- 8 - L Shayne Corson
1983: - 17 - C Alfie Turcotte
1982: - 19 - L Alain Heroux
1981: -- 7 - R Mark Hunter
1980: -- 1- C Doug Wickenheiser
1979:


Nashville Predators First Round Draft Picks:
2008: -- 7 - C Colin Wilson
-------- 18 - G Chet Pickard
2007: - 23 - D Jonathan Blum
2006:
2005: - 18 - D Ryan Parent
2004: - 15 - R Alexander Radulov
2003: -- 7 - D Ryan Suter
2002: -- 6 - R Scottie Upshall
2001: - 12 - D Dan Hamhuis
2000: -- 6 - C Scott Hartnell
1999: -- 6 - G Brian Finley
1998: -- 2 - C David Legwand


New Jersey Devils First Round Draft Picks:
2008: - 24 - L Mattias Tedenby
2007:
2006: - 30 - D Matt Corrente
2005: - 23 - R Nicklas Bergfors
2004: - 20 - C Travis Zajac
2003: - 17 - C Zach Parise
2002:
2001: - 28 - C Adrian Foster
2000: - 22 - D David Hale
1999: - 27 - G Ari Ahonen
1998: - 26 - D Mike Van Ryn
-------- 27 - C Scott Gomez
1997: - 24 - G Jean-Francois Damphousse
1996: - 10 - D Lance Ward
1995: - 18 - C Petr Sykora
1994: - 25 - Vadim Sharifijanov
1993: - 13 - Denis Pederson
1992: - 18 - D Jason Smith
1991: -- 3 - D Scott NIedermayer
1990: - 20 - G Martin Brodeur
1989: -- 5 - R Bill Guerin
--------- 8 - C Jason Miller
1988: - 12 - D Corey Foster
1987: -- 2 - L Brendan Shanahan
1986: -- 3 - C Neil Brady
1985: -- 3 - D Craig Wolanin
1984: -- 2 - C Kirk Muller
1983: -- 6 - R John MacLean
1982: -- 8 - C Rocky Trottier


New York Islanders First Round Draft Picks
2008: -- 9 - C Joshua Bailey
2007:
2006: -- 7 - R Kyle Okposo
2005: - 15 - C Ryan O'Marra
2004: - 16 - R Petteri Nokelainen
2003: - 15 - R Robert Nilsson
2002: - 22 - L Sean Bergenheim
2001:
2000: -- 1 - G Rick DiPietro
--------- 5 - L Raffi Torres
1999: -- 5 - C Tim Connolly
--------- 8 - L Taylor Pyatt
-------- 10 - D Branislav Mezei
-------- 28 - D Kristian Kudroc
1998: -- 9 - L Michael Rupp
1997: -- 4 - G Roberto Luongo
--------- 5 - D Eric Brewer
1996: -- 3 - R J.P. Dumont
1995: -- 2 - D Wade Redden
1994: -- 9 - R Brett Lindros
1993: - 23 - R Todd Bertuzzi
1992: -- 5 - D Darius Kasparaitis
1991: -- 4 - D Scott Lachance
1990: -- 6 - C Scott Chissons
1989: -- 2 - L Dave Chyzowski
1988: - 16 - D Kevin Cheveldayoff
1987: - 13 - D Dean Chynoweth
1986: - 17 - R Tom Fitzgerald
1985: -- 6 - R Brad Dalgarno
1984: - 20 - D Duncan MacPherson
1983: -- 3 - C Pat LaFontaine
1982: - 21 - R Patrick Flatley
1981: - 21 - D Paul Boutilier
1980: - 17 - C Brent Sutter
1979: - 17 - R Duane Sutter


NY Rangers First Round Draft Picks:
2008: - 20 - D Michael Del Zotto
2007: - 17 - R Alexei Cherepanov
2006: - 21 - D Bob Sanguinetti
2005: - 12 - D Marc Staal
2004: -- 6 - G Al Montoya
-------- 19 - L Lauri Korpikoski
2003: - 12 - R Hugh Jessiman
2002:
2001: - 10 - G Dan Blackburn
2000:
1999: -- 4 - R Pavel Brendl
--------- 9 - C Jamie Lundmark
1998: -- 7 - C Manny Malhotra
1997: - 19 - R Stefan Cherneski
1996: - 22 - D Jeff Brown
1994: - 26 - G Dan Cloutier
1993: -- 8 - R Niklas Sundström
1992: - 24 - R Peter Ferraro
1991: - 15 - R Alexei Kovalev
1990: - 13 - D Michael Stewart
1989: - 20 - R Steven Rice
1988: - 22 - L Troy Mallette
1987: - 10 - D Jayson More
1986: -- 9 - D Brian Leetch
1985: -- 7 - R Ulf Dahlen
1984: - 14 - D Terry Carkner
1983: - 12 - C Dave Gagner
1982: - 15 - L Chris Kontos
1981: -- 9 - D James Patrick
1980: - 14 - C Jim Malone
1979: - 13 - R Doug Sulliman


Ottawa Senators First Round Draft Picks:
2008: - 15 - D Erik Karlsson
2007: - 29 - C Jim O'Brien
2006: - 28 - L Nick Foligno
2005: -- 9 - D Brian Lee
2004: - 23 - D Andrej Meszaros
2003: - 29 - R Patrick Eaves
2002: - 16 - C Jakub Klepis
2001: -- 2 - C Jason Spezza
-------- 23 - D Tim Gleason
2000: - 21 - D Anton Volchenkov
1999: - 26 - L Martin Havlat
1998: - 15 - G Mathieu Chouinard
1997: - 12 - R Marian Hossa
1996: -- 1 - D Chris Phillips
1995: -- 1 - D Bryan Berard
1994: -- 3 - C Radek Bonk
1993: -- 1 - R Alexandre Daigle
1992: -- 2 - C Alexei Yashin


Philadelphia Flyers First Round Draft Picks:
2008: - 19 - D Luca Sbisa
2007: -- 2 - L James Van Riemsdyk
2006: - 22 - R Claude Giroux
2005: - 29 - R Steve Downie
2004:
2003: - 11 - C Jeff Carter
-------- 24 - C Mike Richards
2002: -- 4 - D Joni Pitkänen
2001: - 27 - D Jeff Woywitka
2000: - 28 - R Justin Williams
1999: - 22 - G Maxime Ouellet
1998: - 22 - L Simon Gagne
1997:
1996: - 15 - R Dainius Zubrus
1995: - 22 - G Brian Boucher
1994:
1993:
1992: -- 7 - L Ryan Sittler
1991: -- 6 - C Peter Forsberg
1990: -- 4 - C Mike Ricci
1989:
1988: - 14 - L Calude Boivin
1987: - 20 - D Darren Rumble
1986: - 20 - D Kerry Huffman
1985: - 21 - C Glen Seabrooke
1984:
1983:
1982: -- 4 - C Ron Sutter
1981: - 16 - D Steve Smith
1980: - 20 - D Mike Stothers
1979: - 14 - L Brian Propp


Phoenix Coyotes / Winnipeg Jets First Round Draft Picks
2008: -- 8 - L Mikke Boedker
-------- 28 - R Viktor Tikhonov
2007: -- 3 - C Kyle Turris
2006: -- 8 - C Peter Mueller
-------- 29 - D Chris Summers
2005: - 17 - C Martin Hanzal
2004: -- 5 - R Blake Wheeler
2003:
2002: - 19 - C Jakub Koreis
-------- 23 - L Ben Eager
2001: - 11 - R Fredrik Sjöström
2000: - 19 - C Krys Kolanos
1999: - 15 - C Scott Kellman
-------- 19 - D Kirill Safranov
1998: - 14 - G Patrick DesRochers
1997:
1996: - 11 - Dan Focht
-------- 24 - C Daniel Briere
Winnipeg Jets
1995: -- 7 - R Shane Doan
1994:
1993: - 15 - C Mats Lindgren
1992: - 17 - D Sergei Bautin
1991: -- 5 - D Aaron Ward
1990: - 19 - C Keith Tkachuk
1989: -- 4 - C Stu Barnes
1988: - 10 - R Teemu Selänne
1987: - 16 - D Bryan Marchment
1986: -- 8 - R Pat Elynuik
1985: - 18 - C Ryan Stewart
1984:
1983: -- 8 - R Andrew McBain
1982: - 12 - D Jim Kyte
1981: -- 1 - C Dale Hawerchuk
1980: -- 2 - D Dave Babych
1979: - 19 - R Jimmy Mann


Pittsburgh Penguins First Round Draft Picks:
2008:
2007: - 20 - C Angelo Esposito
2006: -- 2 - C Jordan Staal
2005: -- 1 - C Sidney Crosby
2004: -- 2 - C Evgeni Malkin
2003: -- 1 - G Marc-Andre Fleury
2002: -- 5 - D Ryan Whitney
2001: - 21 - R Colby Armstrong
2000: - 18 - D Brooks Orpik
1999: - 18 - R Konstantin Koltsov
1998: - 23 - C Milan Kraft
1997: - 17 - R Robert Dome
1996: - 23 - G Craig Hillier
1995: - 24 - R Alexei Morozov
1994: - 24 - C Chris Wells
1993: - 26 - D Stefan Bergkvist
1992: - 19 - C Martin Straka
1991: - 16 - L Markus Näslund
1990: -- 5 - R Jaromir Jagr
1989: - 16 - D Jamie Heward
1988: -- 4 - L Darrin Shannon
1987: -- 5 - D Chris Joseph
1986: -- 4 - D Zarley Zalapski
1985: -- 2 - L Craig Simpson
1984: -- 1 - C Mario Lemieux
1983: - 15 - L Bob Errey
1982: - 10 - R Rich Sutter
1981:
1980: -- 9 - R Mike Bullard


San Jose Sharks First Round Draft Picks:
2008:
2007: -- 9 - C Logan Couture
2006: - 16 - D Ty Wishart
2005: -- 8 - R Devin Setoguchi
2004: - 22 - L Lukas Kaspar
2003: -- 6 - L Milan Michalek
-------- 16 - R Steve Bernier
2002: - 27 - R Mike Morris
2001: - 20 - C Marcel Goc
2000:
1999: - 14 - D Jeff Jillson
1998: -- 3 - D Brad Stuart
1997: -- 2 - C Patrick Marleau
-------- 21 - D Scott Hannan
1996: -- 2 - D Andrei Zyuzin
-------- 21 - C Marco Sturm
1995: - 12 - R Teemu Riihijarvi
1994: - 11 - L Jeff Friesen
1993: -- 6 - C Viktor Kozlov
1992: -- 3 - D Mike Rathje
-------- 10 - L Andrei Nazarov
1991: -- 2 - R Pat Falloon


St. Louis Blues First Round Draft Picks
2008: -- 4 - D Alex Pietrangelo
2007: - 13 - L Lars Eller
-------- 18 - D Ian Cole
-------- 23 - C David Perron
2006: -- 1 - D Erik Johnson
-------- 25 - C Patrik Berglund
2005: - 24 - C T.J. Oshie
2004: - 17 - G Marek Schwartz
2003: - 30 - D Shawn Belle
2002:
2001:
2000: - 30 - C Jeff Taffe
1999: - 17 - D Barret Jackman
1998: - 24 - D Christian Bäckman
1997:
1996: - 14 - C Marty Reasoner
1995:
1994:
1993:
1992:
1991:
1990:
1989: -- 9 - D Jason Marshall
1988: -- 9 - L Rod Brind'Amour
1987: - 12 - R Keith Osborne
1986: - 10 - L Jocelyn Lemieux
1985:
1984:
1983:
1982:
1981: - 20 - D Marty Ruff
1980: - 12 - D Rik Wilson
1979: -- 2 - L Perry Turnbull


Tampa Bay Lightning First Round Draft Picks
2008: -- 1 - C Steven Stamkos
2007:
2006: - 15 - G Riku Helenius
2005: - 30 - D Vladimir Mihalik
2004: - 30 - D Andy Rogers
2003:
2002:
2001: -- 3 - C Alexandr Svitov
2000: -- 8 - L Nikita Alexeev
1999:
1998: -- 1 - C Vincent Lecavalier
1997: -- 7 - D Paul Mara
1996: - 16 - D Mario Laroque
1995: -- 5 - C Daymond Langkow
1994: -- 8 - C Jason Wiemer
1993: -- 3 - C Chris Gratton
1992: -- 1 - D Roman Hamrlik


Toronto Maple Leafs First Round Draft Picks:
2008: -- 5 - D Luke Schenn
2007:
2006: - 13 - L Jiri Tlusty
2005:
2004:
2003:
2002: - 24 - C Alexander Steen
2001: - 17 - D Carlo Colaiacovo
2000: - 24 - C Brad Boyes
1999: - 24 - C Luca Cereda
1998: - 10 - C Nikolai Antropov
1997:
1996:
1995: - 15 - D Jeff Ware
1994: - 16 - G Eric Fichaud
1993: - 12 - D Kenny Jönsson
-------- 19 - L Landon Wilson
1992: -- 8 - C Brandon Convery
-------- 23 - R Grant Marshall
1991:
1990: - 10 - D Drake berehowsky
1989: -- 3 - C Scott Thornton
-------- 12 - R Rob Pearson
-------- 21 - D Steve Bancroft
1988: -- 6 - L Scott Pearson
1987: -- 7 - D Luke Richardson
1986: -- 6 - C Vincent Damphousee
1985: -- 1 - L Wendel Clark
1984: -- 4 - D Al Iafrate
1983: -- 7 - R Russ Courtnall
1982: -- 3 - D Gary Nylund
1981: -- 6 - D Jim Benning
1980:
1979: -- 9 - L Laurie Boschman


Vancouver Canucks First Round Draft Picks
2008: - 10 - C Cody Hodgson
2007: - 25 - C Patrick White
2006: - 14 - R Michael Grabner
2005: - 10 - D Luc Bourdon
2004: - 26 - G Cory Schneider
2003: - 23 - C Ryan Kesler
2002:
2001: - 16 - C R.J. Umberger
2000: - 23 - C Nathan Smith
1999: -- 2 - L Daniel Sedin
--------- 3 - C Henrik Sedin
1998: -- 4 - D Bryan Allen
1997: - 10 - D Brad Ference
1996: - 12 - C Josh Holden
1995:
1994: - 13 - D Mattias Öhlund
1993: - 20 - D Mike Wilson
1992: - 21 - C Libor Polasek
1991: -- 7 - R Alek Stojanov
1990: -- 2 - C Petr Nedved
-------- 18 - L Shawn Antoski
1989: -- 8 - D Jason Herter
1988: -- 2 - C Trevor Linden
1987:
1986: -- 7 - C Dan Woodley
1985: -- 4 - R Jim Sandlak
1984: - 10 - D J.J. Daigneault
1983: -- 9 - L Cam Neely
1982: - 11 - D Michel Petit
1981: - 10 - D Garth Butcher
1980: -- 7 - D Rick Lanz
1979: -- 5 - R Rick Vaive


Washington Capitals First Round Draft Picks:
2008: - 21 - C Anton Gustafsson
-------- 27 - D John Carlson
2007: -- 5 - D Karl Azner
2006: -- 4 - C Nicklas Bäckström
-------- 23 - G Semen Varlamov
2005: - 14 - D Sasha Pokuluk
-------- 27 - D Joe Finley
2004: -- 1 - L Alexander Ovechkin
-------- 27 - D Jeff Schultz
-------- 29 - D Mike Green
2003: - 18 - R Eric Fehr
2002: - 12 - D Steve Eminger
-------- 13 - L Alexander Semin
-------- 17 - R Boyd Gordon
2001:
2000: - 26 - C Brian Sutheby
1999: -- 7 - C Kris Beech
1998:
1997: -- 9 - D Nick Boynton
1996: -- 4 - R Alexandre Volchkov
-------- 17 - L Jaroslav Svejkovsky
1995: - 17 - L Brad Church
-------- 23 - L Miika Elomo
1994: - 10 - D Nolan Baumgartner
-------- 15 - R Alexander Kharlamov
1993: - 11 - D Brendan Witt
-------- 17 - C Jason Allison
1992: - 14 - D Sergei Gonchar
1991: - 14 - R Pat Peake
-------- 21 - L Trevor Halveson
1990: -- 9 - D John Slaney
1989: - 19 - G Olaf Kolzig
1988: - 15 - R Reggie Savage
1987:
1986: - 19 - L Jeff Greenlaw
1985: - 19 - L Yvon Corriveau
1984: - 17 - D Kevin Hatcher
1983:
1982: -- 5 - D Scott Stevens
1981: -- 3 - C Bobby Carpenter
1980: -- 5 - D Darren Veitch
1979: -- 4 - R Mike Gartner

I'm obviously suffering from some sort of disorder for compiling this list.

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Scotty Bowman to Chicago, Tambellini to Edmonton


Two things worth mentioning today: Scotty Bowman Joins The Blackhawks, signing a three-year deal to become a senior advisor for Hockey Operations. Can't argue with this signing. Great move (again) by The Hawks. and...


...The Oilers make Jeff Steve Tambellini ther new GM, Kevin Lowe becomes Team President.

Bowman looks happy, Kevin Lowe looks not so happy. I'm not sure why this move was made but it seems a bit odd to say the least. I have no idea what's been going on behind the scenes in Edmonton but from what Ive read over at a few blogs neither to Oilers-fans. It's 4.46 AM in Sweden so I'll update more during the day.

UPDATE: I still have no idea what the hell just happened in Edmonton. But their current setup looks a lot like the Blues setup right now with John Davidson/Pleau/Armstrong. Pleau and Armstrong are the GM's, but Davidson is at the top of the hierarchy. Other than that I'm at a loss for words. It could work.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

I don't hate Canadians. Really, I don't.

Someone who's REALLY REALLY pissed of at me right now sent me an e-mail basically telling me I'm useless and can't write etc etc. I won't publish the e-mail because I'm sure he has a point.

He told me that he visited my site by doing a google search, and then he visited this cache of one of my drafts. I didn't know Blogger did that? That kinda sucks.

The unfinished post was all about that stupid Kopitar/Chicago/Ottawa trade "rumor" that surfaced recently. Here's an example of what I wrote:

Remember when Alexander Ovechkin signed his contract extension? In one day two and a half million comments on TSN read like this:

"Nooooo!! Why don't you sign wehre you love to play betterer instead? :( *cries*"

I got news for you pal! If he loves to play betterer in Montreal, why sign with Washington?

"I get really angry when I read shit like that.

At least fans in Edmonton, Calgary and Vancouver know their hockey better than fans of the other big three.

Maybe there's a reason why French Canadians sound mongoloid when they speak..."


The thing about this post is, it wasn't supposed to end like it did. I was going to add some trade proposals of my own, making me look like the bigger jerk for thrashing the MSM, but in the end I'm just as bad.

That was the whole point of the post. I honestly had no idea that you could find peoples unpublished drafts via Google's cache. I've sent Blogger an e-mail regarding the issue.

There you go. I don't hate Canadians, although people think so. Google Bergman Shoots & Scores
and you'll see for yourselves.

I'll be seeing you.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Maximum Overdrive - Old School Movie Trailer

You gotta love Youtube. Pretty much everything from anytime can be found there. I found the trailer from Maximum Overdive. I remember I was scared by that film when I was like eleven.



Now, who's the scariest person by far in that trailer?

Friday, July 25, 2008

The Gary Bettman Portraits in Heroism Contest - Now With A Tribute To Earl

Thanks to Earl over at The BoC, I found out about this competition that Puck Daddy Greg Wyshynski has over at his Yahoo Blog. He mentioned Wrestlemania III, so I figured that he'll get this wrestling related reference.

I bring you....

BETTISTA!

No?

UPDATED: And since I respect Earl so much, here's...

THE B-TEAM!





Shit-eatin' grin and all. =)

Me and Earl share/shared an obsession with the A-Team. I can't find the posts though =(

I'm sure there's more Heroic Bettman Art to come in this post.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Foot washes up in Sweden - Foppa to announce retirement

Courtesy of The Province:

"The Local, Sweden's news in English, is reporting that a man's foot has washed up on the seashore in southern Sweden.

The foot was discovered Tuesday by lifeguards in the water in Tylösand in Halmstad, south-western Sweden, and local authorities are saying it's too early to link the discovery to the five feet that have washed up along the Georgia Strait.

"They had seen the shoe yesterday, sploshing around at the water's edge," said Joakim Sjölander, spokesman for police in Halland county.

The foot has been sent to a laboratory near Lund for forensic tests. DNA from the foot is to be compared to DNA from people who have gone missing in the area."

My first reaction was that Peter Forsberg finally snapped at his foot and figured "Hey, It can't get any worse now can it? I've heard that research in the fields of Cyborgs have come a long way".

Either that or one of them neverending mysteries of the universe has been solved. The skating of Tomas Holmström & Ray Sheppard. Those two guys really must be the worst skaters in the history of hockey. But I'm a fan of both, so here's to you for having great careers!

I know I promised you a post about the free agenzy frenzy. It's coming. I'm going through one division at a time. It's a bit more difficult than I thought. And I don't want to burn out once again [Drama Queen Bergman] like I did the last time I blogged fulltime. I'm easing myself back to business.

I've been looking through a lot of old posts lately, trying to get my shit back together. I found these that I totally forgot about. Let it burn your eyes. :)









And finally, my take on a third jersey for the Carolina Hurricanes. I got a lot of love for that one.



From Stockholm Sweden, I'm Peter Forsbergs left foot.

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Blues sign Steve Bernier to offer sheet - BWAHAHAHAHAHA

I honestly laughed out loud when I read this over at Stlouisblues.com:

"ST. LOUIS – St. Louis Blues President John Davidson announced today that the club has signed Group II free agent forward Steve Bernier to an offer sheet worth $2.5 million for next season. The Canucks will have seven days to match the offer or receive St. Louis’ 2nd round draft choice in 2009."


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA
HAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA
AHAHAHAHAHAAA
HAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHA








HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA

HA!

Burke and Lowe, kneel before Larry Pleau and JD "John Davidson". Now that's how you make someone look silly. With a sense of humour.

I'm still laughing as I'm writing this.

From Stockholm Sweden, this is BWAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA

*UPDATE courtesy of urbandictionary.com: Apparently I've had a sexual relationship with farm animals.




Thursday, July 03, 2008

Blues sign Jagr.

Lousy Gimpjob (although his hair really looked like that).

I'd totally digg that if it were to happen.*

I love this "new" management and their plan for the future of this franchise. For once, we have a regime who (so far) has stayed the course. They are serious about building through the draft and have made some great picks, especially this year. Jori Lehtera 65th and Kristoffer Berglund 125th!? They really fell that far? Come on! You've got to be kidding me (I've actually seen these two play maybe twelve times in total this year and they've got what it takes. In my humble opinion these two players will surprise a lot of people in a few years).

I'm thrilled that they haven't offered George Laraques and Bea Arthur 23-year deals worth $6 million annually and stayed out of the insanity.

But if they could sign Jagr to a two year deal worth around $4.5-5 million a year (assuming he'd want to play here) would be totally worth it. It'd bring even more fans to the seats and at that prize and length it won't be too much of a burden.

It's wishful thinking I know, but it's fun to have unrealistic dreams. Come on! I'm a blues fan fer f's sake! And btw, I AM a more informed fan than those people who make trade proposals over at HFboards (who are those people anyway? Drunken shaolin-midgets?).

The Insanity is still happening around us, so for the umpteenth time, A full analysis of the Great Free Agent Frenzy will come. Perhaps tomorrow or the day after.

Power To The Players!

*Yeah, I'm a dick. I'm sorry.

** Oh, and what's up with Gimp? And Linux? And whats A GNU Manipulation program? Cheap Photoshop-ripoff average motherfuckers. It's shit I tell you! Long Live Vista!!

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

The Blue Jackets look good on defense.

Ok. Another post. I've calmed down a bit.

I apologize for my rusty English, it's been a while since I wrote in your language. I've never been the best, but I've beem better than I am now. It'll come back to me eventually.

Just read that The Blue Jackets traded Nikolai Zherdev and Dan Fritsche to the Rangers for Fedor Tyutin and Christian Bäckman. I would say this trade makes The Blue Jackets one of the better teams one-to-five on defense in the West.

In no particular order, their D looks like this: Rostislav Kiesla, Mike Commodore, Fedor Tyutin, Christian Bäckman and Jan Hejda. That's a pretty darn good defense if you as me. While they're missing a true number 1 defenseman, they have five 2nd or 3rd defensemen. Outside the top five there's Kris Russell, O.K Tollefsen and Aaron Rome. This, and Hitchcock behind the bench looks promising.

Some people complain about the fact that Zherdev is one of The Jackets true offensive players. While I agree with that, it's not like they don't have a shitload of forward prospects.

How about Jakub Voracek, Nikita Filatov, Derick Brassard, Adam Pineault & Stefan Legein? I'm sure at least one of these players will pick up the slack next year.

In my opinion the Blue Jackets won this trade, although The Rangers never really lost anything.

They won less? Good trade for both teams.

F**k You Red Wings. Old rich white men and their definition of financial restraint, Part Two

Yeah, I know. Bad Photoshop skills. Wrong number.
But I'm depressed. Leave me alone!


F**k!

Goddamit!

This just in: The Red Wings sign Marian Hossa to a one year deal worth $7.4 million. The great just got even greater.

Look, I'm a Blues fan alrite? I friggin' loathe the Red Wings. They always beat us in the playoffs and they always win the Norris Division year after year. How many years have they won this damn thing now? (I'm sure they won it ten years in a row before Dave Andreychuk was drafted in 1992).

I used to call them The Rangers West* because they used to buy their way to The Cup pre-lockout. Ok, Shallow argument I know. But I'm upset okay? Leave me alone! But nowadays I have to admit that they're doing a great job of putting out a winning team year after year after year.

But fuck! Marian Hossa? A Red Wing?

And if there's one organization that won't buckle under the pressure it's the Red Wings.

:(

I hate it.

The real Free Agent Frenzy post will be up tomorrow. I need to go and drink moonshine or whatever right now.

From Stockholm Sweden, my name Is Ingmar W Bergman.

*Funny thing, I'm thinking this year The Oilers could have a go at the nickname. I'm not hatin', just sayin'.

Old rich white men and their definition of financial restraint, Part One


Image by Foil over at The NEOGaf boards.

Man, what a great first day of free agenzy!

I loved every second of it. Sure, the universe is about to implode and the enddate of the world according to the mayan calendar got pushed forward by about four years, but who cares? I love reading about old rich white men and their definition of financial restraint (and we were somehow surprised over the whole Enron thing?).

As of right now, I loved that we had a lockout and In the future I'm rooting for the NHLPA, like OMG forevva and evar!

Power to the people, thats all I'm saying right now.

A bigger and better post will be up tomorrow.

From Stockholm Sweden, my name is Ingmar W Bergman.

Additional: Funniest post and best headline I've read in a while. Dean Lombardi takes a dump.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Oil and Lube belong together.


The Edmonton Oilers aquired Lubomir Visnovsky from The Kings for Matt Greene and Jarret Stoll.

Who's The Lube married to? Will he last more than a year in Edmonton? I have no idea.

What will this mean for The Oilers? What will this mean for The Kings? What will this mean for me? Am I back?

Looks like a pretty decent trade for both teams. Edmonton gets a potential franchise defenseman, The Kings dump Visnovsky's monster five-year contract that kicks in this season. Five years at 7.0, 7.0, 6.0, 5.0 and 3.0 for a cap hit of 5.6 million a year. (THIS JUST IN: A no trade clause as well! Oh brother. If I was rootin' for them Oils I'd me mighty hee-hawed right about now. Good job Lombardi!) UPDATE TWO: Who am I kidding? He'll waive the NTC. Don't worry.

Oh never mind. I'm an uninformed foo'.

Here are the rules regarding NTC's . Section 11.8 -a, of the CBA.

If the Player is Traded or claimed on Waivers prior to the no-Trade or no-move clause taking effect, the clause does not bind the acquiring Club. An acquiring Club may agree to continue to be bound by the no-Trade or no-move clause, which agreement shall be evidenced in writing to the Player, Central Registry and the NHLPA, in accordance with Exhibit 3 hereof.

Cool.

Oh yeah, the Kings get Stoll and Greene. Meh. I guess that means Brad Stuart isn't coming back to LA. I presume Greene will fill his shoes/skates next year. Stoll used to be good but from what I hear he's been injured in the past. Stoll's a Restricted Free Agent this year.

I wonder what Kevin Lowe will get for Pitkänen? Mike Santorelli and Craig Switzer from Nashville? Jori Lehtera from The Blues? Gilbert Brule and Jared Boll from Columbus?

(I'm just making these trades up Garrioch, don't quote me as an unnamed source mmkay?).. ()?)

What if.. And this is just pure speculation (SPECULATION, YOU HEAR ME GARRIOCH!?): What if Lombardi has his eyes on Wade Redden. I know I'd rather have.. oh I don't know.. Wade Redden? for $5-6.5 million a year for the next five years than what I'd be paying Lube.

From Stockholm Sweden, I'm Ingmar W, Bergman.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Pittsburgh - Ottawa Game 3 - Liveblogging Part I.

I'm watching the Pittsburgh - Ottawa Game 3 on Espn360 last night. At least it started great!

*The Opening show: A gladiator comes out and says that tonight The Sens shall win! Tacky as hell, but I get the idea behind it and its a cool unusual thing. Too bad their timing sucks. Just as the gladiator is about to hit the big crescendo, him screaming: HEEEREEEE'S YOUR OOOTTAWWWAAAAA SEEENATOOORSS!!! - cue crowds roaring... the Penguins enter the ice and the crowd boos them.

Comedy requires perfect timing, so this was pure comedic gold.

Then comes the The National Anthem: The speaker tells the crows to "please remove your hats and stand up for the national anthem."

And then this guys sings the national anthem...

...wearing a hat. BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA! :)

I'm loving every second of this so far. :D

Monty Python and The Flying Scotiabank Circus.

*Game time! Alfie plays tonight.

*Talbot runs into Gerber! The sens look like they will take a retaliatory penalty, no? It's close but they don't.

*Damn. I always get hungry watching games on Espn360. Is that all you North americans do? Eat?... And drink beer... And buy insurance?

They're showing images of Laraque practising his uppercuts before the game..


Seriously? I wish I could come up with a comedic script like this.

*The Senators are really going hard against Gonchar during the first nine minutes of the game. Good strategy by The Sens.

*Shots: 11-8 so far with 10 minutes to go. Where did the eight Penguins shot come from? The Sens are all over the place so far.

*Malkin sure likes to.. uhm.. Have things in his mouth? During the national anthem he was chewing on his jersey. Three minutes later he was chewing on his gold chain. Now with 8.35 left he's chewing his jersey again. And let's just say that his teeth are representative of Russian Dentalcare (TM). Damn those teeth are crooked.

12.30 ** The Sens are staring to go after Ruutu and Talbot instead of playing their game. Everytime Ruutu is one the ice is a Senators penalty waiting to happen.

14.30 ** Canada still has the little blinking square that signals when another show is on on another channel? I thought that "feature" went out the door when VHS won the war against those pesky BETA tapes.

* Commercial Brake: Poor Mr Carducci.

*More images of Laraque working out before the game. Now hes jumping rope.

Is Rocky Laraque being filmed in Ottawa?

*Ottawa Power Play. Shean Donovan loses his stick and grabs... Ruutus stick. Bad penalty.

*Gerber robs Crosby and Malone! He's the difference maker so far. The pens are now dominating like they did for 3/4 of game 2. In game to they did it 5 on 5 though. I guess that's progress for Ottawa, no?

* End of The First period. Fuck, I'm out of cigarettes.

Sunday, April 06, 2008

Playoff Predictions

Hurrah! The Playoffs are here. Here are The Official Bergmanscores Playoff predictions:

Eastern Conference Quarter-Finals:
1 Montreal - 8 Boston 4-2
2 Pittsburgh - 7 Ottawa 2-4
3 Washington - 6 Philadelphia 1-4
4 New Jersey - 5 N.Y. Rangers 4-1

Eastern Conference Semi-Finals:
1 Montreal - 7 Ottawa 3-4
4 New Jersey - 6 Philadelphia 4-2

Eastern Conference Finals:
4 New Jersey - 7 Ottawa 4-2

Western Conference Quarter-Finals:
1 Detroit - 8 Nashville 4-2
2 San Jose - 7 Calgary 3-4
3 Minnesota - 6 Colorado 4-1
4 Anaheim - 5 Dallas 3-4

Western Conference Semi-Finals:
1 Detroit - 7 Calgary 4-1
3 Minnesota - 5 Dallas 3-4

Western Conference Finals:
1 Detroit - 5 Dallas 4-2

Stanley Cup Finals:
1 Detroit - 4 New Jersey 2-4

The Devils?

Stanley Cup Champions?

What?

I came to this conclusion by staging my own NHL Stanley Cup Playoff Prediction Lottery. I made two notes that said H (home team) and A (away team) and then another four notes with 4-0, 4-1, 4-2 and 4-3 written on them.

If I drew a note with an H on it, the highest seeded team in their respective matchups would come out on top.

You cant argue with fate now can you? Everything happens for a reason.

Freecreditreport.com baby.

I'll be seeing you.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Well this is a surprise

Last night I became a dad. Thats one of the reasons I don't blog that much anymore. It's a healthy baby boy. He was born yesterday morning at 04.01. Dad and mum are happy.

His name will be Jes Earl Colby Bergman.

It all happened so fast. I was shocked when I learnt about the pending fatherhood eight months ago. I'de only known my girlfriend for a day before it happened. I never knew pregnancies could last only eight months. Oh, I am so happy. He looks just like me. A bit blond, but thats no problem.. I hope.

I'll be seeing you.